Hi I'm Brian, you can call me Blian or Bern, and I live in Connecticut. The vast majority of things I reblog are things that I find hilarious, but once in a while I'll reblog something I think is awesome or adorable :3 I am a huge nerd, I love all things anime, Doctor Who, Sherlock, My Little Pony, Adventure Time, among others. I don't really ship though so please don't bring me to that side of tumblr. I was president of my college anime club and my favorite anime is Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, my favorite show ever is Avatar the Last Airbender, and my favorite video game series is Legend of Zelda. I love talking to awesome people who like the same things I do, so ask me questions, tell me things, and yeah... chips and dip.

 

mari-on-tea:

bigbardafree:

djtetsuo89:

danistotallyuncool:

gatoishwary:

ttripod:

jodyrobots:

whaa

WHATS THIS MOVIE!?

I WISH I KNEW!!!

The name of this movie is Top Secret

Dude, top secret is such a good movie.

this movie has an entire bar fight sequence that takes place underwater

for no reason at all

next date night movie

(Source: anitial-deez)

123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

thewaywardqueen:

heavenlywarm:

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.

Did you even read it till the end?