Hi I'm Brian, you can call me Blian or Bern, and I live in Connecticut. The vast majority of things I reblog are things that I find hilarious, but once in a while I'll reblog something I think is awesome or adorable :3 I am a huge nerd, I love all things anime, Doctor Who, Sherlock, My Little Pony, Adventure Time, among others. I don't really ship though so please don't bring me to that side of tumblr. I was president of my college anime club and my favorite anime is Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, my favorite show ever is Avatar the Last Airbender, and my favorite video game series is Legend of Zelda. I love talking to awesome people who like the same things I do, so ask me questions, tell me things, and yeah... chips and dip.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell