Hi I'm Brian, you can call me Blian or Bern, and I live in Connecticut. The vast majority of things I reblog are things that I find hilarious, but once in a while I'll reblog something I think is awesome or adorable :3 I am a huge nerd, I love all things anime, Doctor Who, Sherlock, My Little Pony, Adventure Time, among others. I don't really ship though so please don't bring me to that side of tumblr. I was president of my college anime club and my favorite anime is Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, my favorite show ever is Avatar the Last Airbender, and my favorite video game series is Legend of Zelda. I love talking to awesome people who like the same things I do, so ask me questions, tell me things, and yeah... chips and dip.

 

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

(Source: hobnobbly)

askerenjaegerisfuckingawesome:

sixfeetunderjack-bandgasm:

Thank you. My life is complete

I said to my choir teacher that we should do a cover of this and he said “hell no”

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails