Hi I'm Brian, you can call me Blian or Bern, and I live in Connecticut. The vast majority of things I reblog are things that I find hilarious, but once in a while I'll reblog something I think is awesome or adorable :3 I am a huge nerd, I love all things anime, Doctor Who, Sherlock, My Little Pony, Adventure Time, among others. I don't really ship though so please don't bring me to that side of tumblr. I was president of my college anime club and my favorite anime is Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, my favorite show ever is Avatar the Last Airbender, and my favorite video game series is Legend of Zelda. I love talking to awesome people who like the same things I do, so ask me questions, tell me things, and yeah... chips and dip.

 

ohimmortales:

nyaa:

I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief

it’s probably javert

Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!

Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987)