President Blian

highasanashtronaught:

metal-marble:

my kind of man

The more I watch this the better it gets

procrastacreation:

this is a tough one

wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google

iguanamouth:

i read that as lions

remember who you are

godisgaf:

our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Bruce

Seriously

TOO SOON

ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

strugglingtobeheard:

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

Lmao!!!! Nooo!!!